Around The World In Eighty Days.

You used to be somebody. You used to be a classic. You used to be full of adventure. Now you’re a friggin free Kindle eBook on Amazon! They’re basically begging people to read you, dude! You cost nothing. You’re worthless :( 

Is it because 80 days is too long for us to accept in today’s world? Is it because you’re old? Is it because they made a movie outta you, so who needs your thick pages? 

I have so much lastima for you ATWIED…because Fifty Shades of Grey cost $9.99 on Kindle! That’s where we are now. And the truth? I have not read you. I am one of the many keeping you down. But I have read Fifty Shades and thoroughly enjoyed it. (Thoroughly.)