Really Bad Ties (If You're Serious).

Are you wearing a tie with musical notes on it? Or a recreated Van Gogh painting? Or is it tie-dye? Please, please tell me you’re going to some ironic party. Just another costume event even though Halloween is months away. Maybe if you’re a hipster it won’t make me cry (maybe). But I saw you in line behind me at the theatre, wearing your dark red tie with white and black drama masks on it and YOU WEREN’T KIDDING! You were smiling. You were dressed to the nines. You chose this tie. And you were proud. Ya know what, even though I wept into my playbill, papercutting my face, I was kinda proud of you too.

Can we go shopping now though?