I love feet. I know, I know, you hate them. Well, good for you, I love them. Feet say A LOT about a person, especially their toes. But sometimes they make me want to cry because toes can be so funny looking and spazzy and they just can’t help it.
When I was a little girl my mom called my toes the Lale family. We’d make up names about each Lale and stay up late telling stories about them. Mr. Lale was such a bore, but Sally Lale was full of mischief! So if I’m staring at your feet, that’s probably what I’m doing - making them a relative of the Lales or maybe they work at the Lale bakery in town. What I’m trying to say is: I’m creating lives on your feet so I don’t end up weeping on your shoulder over your sad, weird toes.